Six Word Stories: Beavers

Worryingly, beavers had begun building locks.

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Anger

Hey, want to get angry? Check this out.

From the article:

That Anthony Graber broke the law in early March is indisputable. He raced his Honda motorcycle down Interstate 95 in Maryland at 80 mph, popping a wheelie, roaring past cars and swerving across traffic lanes

But it wasn’t his daredevil stunt that has the 25-year-old staff sergeant for the Maryland Air National Guard facing the possibility of 16 years in prison. For that, he was issued a speeding ticket. It was the video that Graber posted on YouTube one week later — taken with his helmet camera — of a plainclothes state trooper cutting him off and drawing a gun during the traffic stop near Baltimore.

In early April, state police officers raided Graber’s parents’ home in Abingdon, Md. They confiscated his camera, computers and external hard drives. Graber was indicted for allegedly violating state wiretap laws by recording the trooper without his consent.

Government, in general, is necessary. Police are necessary, and, in some cases, honorable and heroic. But government can be abusive, and cops thuggish. We’re citizens, not subjects, you jackasses. The growth of the surveillance state is bad enough, but the idea that you can’t videotape/record a cop (who’s probably videotaping and recording you) is absolutely bloody intolerable.

This will not be borne.

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Cotton Anniversary

As of today, I’ve been posting regularly for two years. Yay me.

The lists of anniversary gifts by year are almost always good for a chuckle. The 10th is aluminum, which is cool, but they seem to have overlooked titanium. And I see that the 90th(!) is granite, which … just … wow.

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Six Word Stories: Crazy

“Crazy? I’ll show you who’s crazy!”

This is probably a direct quote from one mad scientist movie or another (or several), but the only close match I could turn up with some perfunctory Googling was from “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty”.

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CATiledLayer (Part 1)

Let’s take a look at a CATiledLayer demo. I first ran across the CATiledLayer class when I was looking into a multithreaded, tiled, vector-graphics rendering solution for the Demine project. I didn’t pursue it at that time because it looked like it would be a bit of a job to understand and deploy, and I already had a workable rendering engine based on blitting. Now, however, I’d like to return to it.

What I’m going to present today (you can download the complete project here) is very much a work-in-progess. This demo shows how the CATiledLayer class can be made to do certain things, but it doesn’t address (at least) two very important problems: how to zoom, and how to handle the hazards of multithreading. I’ll talk briefly about both, but a thorough discussion will have to wait for another day. Now, without further preamble, let’s get started!

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Idoru

From an interview with William Gibson:

I read an account somewhere — very possibly in Karl Taro Greenfeld’s “Speed Tribes” — of an actual idoru in Japan who had not existed at all. The real idorus, as the Japanese have known them for a while, are little assembly-line girl singers who are just turned out, like 20 a month, I gather, in a way that people here just wouldn’t buy. The Milli Vanilli factor is really high — everybody knows that when you hear the record, it’s probably not the girl actually singing.

So somebody took that one step further and brought out an idoru who didn’t exist at all — there simply wasn’t any girl there. They had the record, and they had the pictures of her, and she became really popular. Possibly because kids knew she didn’t exist.

It’s a point that’s been made before, and a point on which knowledge probably doesn’t get you very far, but I think it’s a point worth making again: People are not well-served by their natural instincts as they move through the modern media environment.

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Six Word Stories: Cellular

Predator drones tracked Luke’s cellular radio.

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4.0 Button Update

I’ve updated my Shiny Red Button code to render high-resolution buttons on high-resolution devices. This code must be linked against the iOS 4.0 SDK, but can target iOS 3.0. You can download the header and source files right away, or read a bit about the change below.

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Being Liked

I think it a common misconception that people are liked (or disliked) primarily due to their character, abilities, or personality. I believe, rather, that it is the impact of one person on another’s feelings about himself that will determine whether the second person finds the first attractive or not. This has implications.

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Six Word Stories: Keys

Susan would miss her keys tomorrow.

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