Six Word Stories: 1941

Nipponese planes appeared over the horizon.

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Sporting News

Since the blog was on semi-hiatus last month, I didn’t have a chance to talk about two items from the world of sport:

  • On 1 November, the San Francisco Giants won the World Series in Game 5.
  • On 14 November, the F1 season ended in Abu Dhabi. Red Bull Racing won both the Driver’s (w/ Sebastian Vettel) and Constructor’s championships.

What do these events have in common? The lesson that, sometimes, things take time.

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Time to Shop

You know that you need to do some shopping when a comprehensive snack survey of your kitchen leaves you with a bowl of croutons and a splash of vinegar. Not that that’s not tasty, but still …

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Six Word Stories: SMS

The SMS message disappointed its recipient.

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SSD Upgrade

I recently upgraded the hard drive in my 2009 Mac Mini (model Macmini3,1) to a solid-state drive (SSD), and thought it might be helpful to share some notes on the experience. Opening up the Mini and poking around inside it rarely seems to be a trouble-free experience, and it wasn’t this time, either.

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Gas Pumps

I saw this on a gas pump. I’m not sure what it says about the future prospects of my country:
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On the negative side, you’ve got to be kidding me. On the positive side, people are angry. On the negative side, they’re inarticulate, and have bad handwriting. On the positive side, they did take the time to add in punctuation.

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Closer Inspection

I saw this in the parking lot the other day:
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It looks like it belongs to a right-winger:
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A right-wing Christian, in fact:
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But I don’t think it used to:
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I wonder if it was a private-party sale, and, if so, what that conversation was like.

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NaNoWriMo Failure

As you might have deduced from the dearth of updates, NaNoWriMo didn’t go so well for me. Perhaps I’ll try again next year. In any event, it was a nice break from the blog, and I’m now ready to resume regular posting.

What I learned from NaNoWriMo: Fiction is a little intimidating to write. A non-satirical story is supposed to reflect the way that people behave; therefore, a novel is ultimately a window into the author’s beliefs about the world. There are few surer ways to appear crazy than to tell a crazy story with a straight face, so novel-writing gives one a surprising amount of pause.

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NaNoWriMo: Fun

This is a snippet from the novel I’m writing this month. Here, our protagonist fields the question “what do you do for fun” from a pretty girl:

“I like skiing.” (Tom skied about once a year.) “It can be a little tough to get up to Tahoe, though – the skiing is always best right after a snowfall, and it’s hardest to get there when storms are coming through. Plus there’s the rocks … one time I missed a rockslide by only seconds. The car in front of me ran into, and high-centered itself on, a boulder. It was kind of inspiring, though — me and some other guys who were stuck by the slide got out and cleared a path by hand, before the CHP even got there.” (The essentials of this story were true, but Tom had, in fact, missed the slide by several minutes, and it was pretty small as these things go.) “It was worth it; the skiing was great.” (This was a complete fabrication; this had happened in the fall, there was not yet any snow to speak of, and Tom was in fact going to Tahoe to fight a speeding ticket.)

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NaNoWriMo: Billboards

This is a snippet from the novel I’m writing this month. Here, I editorialize about advertising:

The freeway billboards along 101 are dominated by tech companies. Tom had never quite understood the point of this; how much product could really be moved by this sort of advertising? What about the companies, like the search engines, that hardly had a product at all? Was it an attempt to influence the culture of the Valley, to build “buzz” among the cubicle dwellers who commuted north and south everyday? (And more than drones made that commute; one of the oddities of Valley traffic jams was the quarter-million dollar Bentley stuck in traffic. Why would someone with so much money want to waste his life that way?)

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