Tourism Slogans

I’m planning a trip to Columbia later this year, and stopped by (among other sites) the official Proexport Columbia tourism site. There I saw what I take to be Columbia’s official tourism tagline:

Columbia, the only risk is wanting to stay.

Err, yeah. Let me say a few words about that.

Lampshading

First of all, I recognize that Columbia has a bit of a reputation problem (one that, in my own small way, I’ve contributed to) and I sympathize with the marketroids who have to pitch tourism in the face of that. I applaud their boldness in confronting the issue directly, but think they missed the mark. Columbia’s slogan is the equivalent of one of those drug-free-zone signs that you only see in sketchy, drug-infested neighborhoods. It immediately make me think: “Whoa! I thought they had that FARC problem under better control!” It also sounds like a toned-down version of a cynical first draft: “Columbia, you may never go home.”

Suggestions

Of course, once my mind started wandering in that direction, I couldn’t help tossing off some other tourism slogans. If you’re interested in hiring me as a copywriter, drop a line immediately. Material this good shouldn’t be left fallow.

Columbia “Safer than Venezuela.”
Mexico “Visit 1990 Columbia World, right next door.”
Argentina “More than beef and Nazis.”
Uruguay “More polite than Argentina.”
Canada “Not as boring as you think.”
Quebec “Like France, but closer.”
Nevada “Machine guns and hookers!”
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Six Word Stories: Submarine

Three bears investigated the surfaced submarine.

(Editorial Note: Another true story.)

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Fightcard Update

icon AAPL’s approved my latest update of Fightcard, a simple app that you can use to score boxing matches. This version includes some UI tweaks, as well as OpenScoring integration. (OS is a new service with which I’m experimenting.) Fightcard is offered free for the month of January, so you might want to check it out.

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Mother of the Year

Walking through a supermarket parking lot, I saw a large, misshapen woman buckling her unfortunate son into his government-mandated child seat. “Now we’re going to wait here for Daddy for about half an hour,” she said. “Just like always.”

What a miserable, poisonous harpy.

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Tuscon

A few thoughts on the unpleasantness in Tuscon.

Libel

First of all, the initial attempts to draw a connection between conservative commentators and politicians and the shooting were not only ridiculous, but, in hindsight, transparently disingenuous. Not only was there no such connection, there was no way for those attempting to make one to know whether one existed or not. The only reasons they could have claimed, implied, or speculated that one did exist were that they were committed to the notion that such a connection must exist, or that they found it politically useful to attempt to persuade others of that notion. Pathetic and wicked.

Hypocrisy

Secondly, it’s pretty silly for the left to condemn commentary from the right on the basis that it could be an incitement to violence; the left spent almost the whole of the Bush 43 presidency attacking in the strongest possible language any prominent conservative who came into view. There’s a reason that the right coined the phrase “Bush Derangement Syndrome” (a/k/a “Palin Derangement Syndrone”) to describe the behavior of some on the left. Lefty commentary even ran to widely-non-condemned assassination fantasies.

Civility

Thirdly, the left’s hue and cry seems to have moved on from “conservatives have blood on their hands” to “we must move towards a new civility and bipartisan comity”. Now, I realize that liberals think conservatives are stupid, but do they really think that we’re this stupid? You don’t have to be Mr. Memory to cast your mind back to the misty past of 3 weeks ago, when the rule was maximal liberalism, party-line votes, damn-the-voters-and-full-speed-ahead on anything the outsized Democrat majority government could ram through in its dying days. Now that Democrat majorities have been reduced in the Senate and obliterated in the House, conservatives are supposed to play nice? That’s pretty rich from the party of “I won” (circa 2009).

Freedom

Finally, I see that the usual suspects are once again attempting to use a high-profile crime to restrict the freedom of law-abiding citizens in respect to firearms. Ever notice how the problem (as diagnosed by the governing class) is always too much freedom, too little government? FWIW, despite scary-talk about the use of a “semi-automatic weapon” in the shooting, the pistol used was in no important respect much advanced from the Colt M1911, the centenary of which we now approach.

It’s an imperfect world, and bad people will do bad things. The best reaction to this eternal state of affairs is to create a society in which the individual can protect himself from bad people — especially the bad people with government jobs, who have, historically, been the greatest dangers to their countrymen, whether through economic idiocy or outright murder. The best protections are afforded by firearms, property rights, and strict constitutional limits on the scope of government power.

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Six Word Stories: Jesús

Jesús padded the alternator’s diagnosis time.

(Editorial Note: True story.)

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Colonization

I like the idea of space exploration. I like the idea of Lunar or Martian colonies. (Interesting question as to whether those those adjectives should be capitalized or not; I guess so, since “Luna” and “Mars” are place names, and therefore proper nouns.) Unfortunately, one can more or less prove that, for the moment, these ideas are silly, impractical, and non-starters.

If we were, as a people, at all serious about colonizing remote and inhospitable environments, we wouldn’t need to leave Earth’s gravity well. There’s a whole hostile, unexplored, unexploited continent right here: Antarctica. Who knows what mineral wealth waits there for the country ambitious enough to find and take it (and bold enough to ignore the enfeebling Antarctic Treaty System)?

No one knows, because no one’s really looked, because it, apparently, is just too much work. If we can’t send an oil rig south of 60 degrees, we’re definitely not going to be establishing any Moon bases any time soon.

As a bonus, here’s a quick, non-exhaustive list of ways in which Antarctica is more hospitable than either the Moon or Mars:

  • Solar-radiation-blocking magnetic field
  • Survivable temperatures
  • Normal gravity
  • Air pressure
  • Oxygen
  • 28000 times closer than Mars (furthest)
  • 4100 times closer than Mars (closest)
  • 27 times closer than the Moon
  • Reachable by diesel freighter
  • We’re there right now
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Comment Spam

Since I turned on comments in mid-December, I’ve accumulated several thousand spam comments. (Hopefully, you haven’t seen any of them.) The signal-to-noise ratio is just crushing, and I need to rethink my approach to the problem. So comments are going away for a while, until I find the right bunch of WP plugins to make them something less than infuriating. (And, no, I’m not paying you $5.00/mo, Akismet. Get stuffed.)

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Six Word Stories: Plane

Six gunmen hijacked the Moscow flight.

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Simulator Cropping Update

Quoting myself:

You may want to extract screenshots from the iPhone simulator, e.g. for submission to the iTunes store. If you take a screenshot of the iPhone simulator’s window (with, say, Cmd-Shift-4 + Space + Left-Click), you end up with an image of an iPhone wrapped around the application that you’re actually interested in.

Since I wrote the post from which that riveting prose comes, AAPL has released the 4.2 SDK, which includes the 4.2 Simulator, which relocates the screen relative to the original simulator. The new origin for the 320×480 screen is (38, 126). The origin for the 640×960 screen (introduced a few SDKs back) remains (56, 28).

If you wanted to pull the simulated device’s screen out of simulator screenshots, you could use the Python Imaging Library thusly:

Image.open('lores_full.png').crop((38,126,358,606)).save('lores_cropped.png')
Image.open('hires_full.png').crop((56,28,696,988)).save('hires_cropped.png')
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