Needless To Say

Today, in another episode of my attempt to single-handedly beautify the common usage of the English language, I aim my lance at the windmill of the cliche “needless to say”. Google returns 65,700,000 results for this phrase, and almost every one of them should have been deleted by its author.

First of all, “needless to say” is simple throat-clearing; it communicates almost no useful information. Worse than that, the information is does communicate is, literally, “you can ignore what I’m about to say”. Metaphorically, the phrase just signals in-group snobbery, i.e., “all clever people — like us, ho-ho-ho — already know this to be true, but let’s just state it for the record … and you’re not such a moron that you’re going to disagree, are you?”

Bleh.

I should note that, before writing this piece, I searched my blog archive to check if I’d ever used this phrase here. I am smug to report that I have not. Yet.

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Boids

Because I have a houseplant, I keep my office blinds open almost all the time. Because I’m lazy thoughtful, I look out my window a lot. Because there are trees outside my window, I see a lot of birds. Here’s a bird. (Click to view full size.)

For the most part, the birds are pretty unremarkable. Lots of doves (in my opinion, the dumbest birds in the world) and crows (the gangsters of bird-dom), as well as a fair number of hummingbirds. (There are also a lot of squirrels, which aren’t birds, but which seem to like to eat the same tree seeds that the birds favor.) Once in a while you get something exotic; an owl showed up once. Inconveniently, it was at night. Owls. What can you do?

The other day I got something special. A beautiful little hawk landed on a branch between rain showers and started looking around. Happily he took his time, and I was able to get some good pictures. It’s not often you get to look down on a hawk.

For some reason all the other birds seemed to disappear around the time he showed up. Funny, that.

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Six Word Stories: Acceleration

120 MPH arrived faster than expected.

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Energy

On NRO, I saw the following in relation to the disaster in Japan:

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I., Conn.) is calling for a temporary moratorium on the construction of new nuclear power plants. “The reality is that we’re watching something unfold,” he said in an interview on Face the Nation. “We don’t know where it’s going with regard to the nuclear power plants in Japan right now.” In the short term, he urged lawmakers to “put the brakes” on building new plants “until we understand the ramifications of what has happened in Japan.”

So, let’s review.

  • We can’t build nuclear power plants because catastrophic failures can release radiation.
  • We can’t build coal plants because they contribute to anthropogenic global warming (or climate change) which will cause untold suffering.
  • We can’t build natural gas plants for … the exact same reason, really, although for some reason NG doesn’t seem to get the hate of coal.
  • We can’t build wind farms because they kill birds and spoil the view.
  • We can’t build solar plants because of the horrid transmission lines they need (this applies to wind farms, too). Plus there’s the water-in-the-desert problem.
  • We can’t build hydro because it inconveniences fish.

Hun.

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FOTY 1976: Foreman / Lyle

This is an entry in an occasional series of posts looking back at the Ring Magazine Fights of the Year from 1970 to 2009.

In 1976 George Foreman fought Ron Lyle for the fringe NABF title in his first real bout since the 1974 loss to Muhammad Ali. The match turned into a terrific slugfest: Lyle was knocked down once and Foreman twice in the 4th round. Foreman ultimately won by 5th round KO.

Overview

Both Foreman and Lyle were skillful power punchers, and each was looking from the opening bell to dispatch his opponent decisively. The fight’s storyline at first progressed as had so many in Foreman’s career: an initial feeling-out period was followed by thunderous power once Foreman figured out how to land on his opponent.

The usual plot might have been changed when Lyle was rescued by an early bell in the second round. That mistake gave him a reprieve, and that rest might have been what allowed him first to adjust his defense to survive Foreman’s onslaught, and then to mount a counterattack in the fourth round.

Once Lyle counterattacked and stunned Foreman, the fight became a wild contest of will and power, ultimately (but barely) won by Foreman.

Reaction

This is the first “minor” FOTY that we’ve seen; it wasn’t selected for its significance, but for its spectacle — and it is, indeed, spectacular. This wasn’t a hard fight to score, but its outcome was in the balance for almost every second of the 4th and 5th rounds, as both fighters sought to win the bout with pure power, and as both were capable of doing so.

It’s almost a side note, but the officiating could have cost Foreman dearly. Most significantly, he was robbed of the last minute of the 2nd round, when he had Lyle in trouble on the ropes. Less seriously, a knockdown perhaps should have been called late in the 5th round when Lyle went into, and seemed held up by, the ropes.

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Six Word Stories: You

You’re born. You live. You die.

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Turbo OAuth for Django

Presented for your consideration: an implementation of an OAuth server for Django. Aside from one application-specific piece it is production-ready, and you’re free to use it (and/or modify it) without restriction. I think it’s also worth a look if you’re just curious about how OAuth works; the core OAuth code is only about 250 lines, and completely self-contained (i.e., this project has no dependencies on other OAuth packages). You can download the app here, and the supporting templates (for 400 and 401 errors) here.

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Refundable

I was poking around on the Internet the other day, reading about movie financing. It occurred to me that “tax incentive” is one of the oiliest terms in public policy, and that “refundable” is one of those words that you really want to keep an ear out for. A “refundable tax credit” is really just a gov’t handout.

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Quantitative Easing

In my interminable Zero Hedge-themed rant I made passing reference to “quantitative easing“. It occurs to me that I didn’t devote nearly enough time to the vitally important question of what quantitative easing is. To rectify that: quantitative easing is a euphemism for printing money.

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Six Word Stories: Bluetooth

Over bluetooth, the phones plotted revenge.

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