Monthly Archives: January 2011

Six Word Stories: Jesús

Jesús padded the alternator’s diagnosis time. (Editorial Note: True story.)

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Colonization

I like the idea of space exploration. I like the idea of Lunar or Martian colonies. (Interesting question as to whether those those adjectives should be capitalized or not; I guess so, since “Luna” and “Mars” are place names, and … Continue reading

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Comment Spam

Since I turned on comments in mid-December, I’ve accumulated several thousand spam comments. (Hopefully, you haven’t seen any of them.) The signal-to-noise ratio is just crushing, and I need to rethink my approach to the problem. So comments are going … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Plane

Six gunmen hijacked the Moscow flight.

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Simulator Cropping Update

Quoting myself: You may want to extract screenshots from the iPhone simulator, e.g. for submission to the iTunes store. If you take a screenshot of the iPhone simulator’s window (with, say, Cmd-Shift-4 + Space + Left-Click), you end up with … Continue reading

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High Density Housing

Some people wax rhapsodic in re: the virtues of high density housing. Those people don’t have upstairs neighbors like mine. I hope you’ll indulge me in an open letter to these neighbors. Dear Sir and Madam; Your children’s raucous and … Continue reading

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The Filibuster

There’s been some loose talk recently to the effect that the Senate might change its rules s.t. the filibuster is weakened, and the majority thereby empowered. I would be astonished if this happened in the current Congress; it makes no … Continue reading

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Six Word Stories: Metamorphosis

Today’s pop starlet: Tomorrow’s trivia question.

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Radio Wrongs

A while back, I heard an ad on the radio that included this gem: The Internet used to be called the World Wide Web. Now, this is wrong in every important respect. The “World Wide Web”, if it refers to … Continue reading

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The Real Reason

Today’s post is going to be a little smug. I can’t help that, but I think there’s a cautionary tale here worth telling. Twitter I thought that Twitter was one of the stupidest ideas I’d ever heard. I was introduced … Continue reading

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