Category Archives: Jack Handy

President’s Day

Editorial Note: As I’m traveling this week, the posts will be a bit shorter than usual. Hopefully, they’ll still prove somewhat diverting. Today is not “President’s Day” in the United States. Today is, technically, Washington’s Birthday, i.e. a holiday named … Continue reading

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“Stimulus” Postmortem

The U.S. Congress recently passed a large debt and spending plan ostensibly intended to “stimulate” the U.S. economy. Let’s take a look at the final vote, and the political implications thereof.

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Valentine’s Day

Having a day devoted to romantic love is like having a day devoted to winning. Everyone knows it’s good, it’s celebrated constantly, and it’s really its own reward. All that said, I hope you have a good one. Thanks for … Continue reading

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Bad Timing

You’ve got to feel bad for the folks behind the new movie “The International”. (Pretty decent Ebert review available here.) It seems promising, sporting Clive Owen, Naomi Watts, and Armin Mueller-Stahl, each of whom is fun to watch, and directed … Continue reading

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Inaction

From Calvin Coolidge: If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. … and from Lawrence of Arabia: Colonel Brighton: Look, sir, we can’t just … Continue reading

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Science

The scientific method was a great discovery (or invention – your choice) and has done much to advance knowledge and facilitate the creation of wealth. That said, its abilities are limited, and it’s all too easy for charlatans to advance … Continue reading

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What is it?

Last week, I found myself looking at the box pictured below. I knew, more or less, what the product contained in the box was (a gelatin, or pudding, or custard, or mousse – something like that), but found it surprisingly … Continue reading

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The End

It seems to me that “the end” is largely a creature of fiction. In life, more often than not, things just stop. This distinction is important, because an unrealistic expectation of “closure” can prevent one from moving on with one’s … Continue reading

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Repression Rocks

One of my favorite movies is “The Last Days of Disco”, and one of my favorite lines from that movie goes like this: You know that Shakespearean admonition, ‘To thine own self be true’? It’s premised on the idea that … Continue reading

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Social News Sucks

I don’t read any social news sites (i.e. sites dominated by user-submitted and user-moderated content). I don’t read Reddit, Digg, or their ilk. That fact isn’t all that interesting, but I’d like to talk a little about why I don’t … Continue reading

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